There’s a war going on out there somewhere.
pemsylvania
i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen
you snorted a mint?
This needs to be the universal standard
Just so y’all know, in a Star Trek au, bitty would be in the command track and jack would be a linguistics officer and that’s that on that
Also Lardo has a big gay crush on uhura
Oh also bitty has a crush on bones cuz oof handsome distinguished Georgia man
OH WAIT what if bones was bittys doctor in late middle school/ early high school and bitty used to write love notes to him in his diary and then years later he ends up serving on the enterprise and sees bones and is like OH NO and bones is like “hey there little dicky how’s the family?” And bitty is like “I’m going to jump off a bridge” and McCoy laughs at him cuz of course he knew bitty had a crush as a kid and is embarrassed about it now
(And they never hook up because that would be weird and gross)
Oh also jack and bitty meet in the academy in their hand-to-hand combat class and jack has to help bitty with his fear of physicality and then when they’re graduating jack kisses bitty and tells him he wants to be together no matter if they get assigned to the same ship and bitty just smiles and goes “I got the enterprise too”
Bitty: pilot
Jack: linguistics research but not communications
Shitty: engineer
Ransom: doctor
Holster: security
Lardo: botanist
Chowder: communications
Nursey: linguistics
Dex: Engineering
analmals
do u ever get like water hungry…
Thirsty?
analmals
water hungry
kimiwatanabe
when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.
batfamilia
me after hearing insinuations about the good omens release date
fidget fidget
I’ve given you the knowledge. I’ve set you free. Do you understand?
Maybe…yes. Sort of.
if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do
if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show
bold of u to say glee is a bad show
glee is a bad show
cis-passing
why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better
cis-passing
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
theres always like these boring or maybe even kinda nice clothes or accessories and the thing that makes them just really bad is some small text like “be trippin” or “turnt” or something and its like. embarrassing
